“Bernie Sanders and Ron DeSantis speak out against data center boom. It’s a bad sign for AI industry.”

“To Bee or Not To Bee? To bee, bitch. Let’s keep some bees.”

“And keep an eye on TrueAnon’s feed for an upcoming announcement that will “end politics as we know it”.”

“The DeSantis Campaign texted me with a Large Language Model.”

“We get their takes on the Iowa political scene, what candidates can convincingly appear to be regular humans, and which of these freaks are worth paying attention to, if any.”

“We’re getting David’s takes on DeSantis’ amazing fail record & disgusting personal habits, the relative retail political strength of the GOP bench, and our need for a new WPA to put conservatives to work creating Broadway 2.”

“Did DeSantis say “mmm…hungwy”? Well, empirically the answer is no, but spiritually the answer is yes.”

“Tickets for our live shows in BOTH Montreal and Toronto available here at https://www.chapotraphouse.com/live”

“We take some dirty talk tips from Rudy Giuliani’s emails; Consider our lost Submariners; Discuss RFK Jr.’s campaign requiring us to do homework; and imagine Ron DeSantis as one of Jesus’ disciples.”

“We cover Ron DeSantis’ disastrous Twitter campaign launch.”

“What do Lenin, Mao and Hagrid’s Hut have in common?”